Prepare to laugh, my lovelies. This site : Christwire.org really make me go WHOA! Is this for serious? At first I thought this was another parody of how ridiculous Christians can be, but it is actually for serious.(maybe – but I have a feeling that it is a sister site to The Onion.) This site really takes the cake for how demented some God lovers can be.(or pretend to be) (and to Amy, no offense girl – it’s these people not you!)
This site is not only racist, but makes fun of everyone who isn’t a hard core Christian is every way possible, using quite colorful language. Almost everything they say on the site sounds like a complete lie, and it’s just so far from the truth that I have to laugh out loud sometimes. (cuz life is too important to be taken seriously, right Oscar Wilde?) It is a well written offensive comedy show.
Here’s a fun photo from the article about How Atheists Teach Their Children to Boycott Christians.
These are some gems I found on their site:
“The internet was made so homosexuals could post shirtless photos of themselves,” Lang stated, “or get late night messages from longhaired rocker boys in jockstraps. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to realize that’s why we have so many kids going gay these days.” from this article
And the crazy talk from the article – you’re gonna have to read it yourself cuz I’m not posting this racist(but must MUST be like Onion inspired) bullshit, “Even Google Know the Truth about Blacks”
Oh and this:
“Personally, I do not look forward to the day when we’re having moral debates about robot sex, gay jetpacks or houseplant marriage. And worst of all, will the next generation of television executives see the need for a new Golden Girls show featuring silver daddies, poppa bears, wankers on walkers and 50-year old twinks who sit on your lap and suck Metamucil lollipops?”
from “The Golden Girls: How One TV Show Turned A Generation Of American Boys Into Homosexuals”
There’s more, much more. The writers describe the evils of masterbation (“Have the difficult talk with your teen son or daughter. Ask them if they realize 86% of diseased prostitutes got that way because of masturbation?” from this article about How A Baby is Made), and have warnings like this (Warning: The following media text archive contains dangerous teachings that espouse the homogay agenda and liberal methodology. Please first pray and then order women/children to immediately leave the room before reviewing and discussing with responsible adults for your parenting group.)
Go check it out for yourself and tell me your favorite quotes. Or, just laugh with your friends. (And I really hope you laugh and you don’t get offended.)
http://christwire.org
